When you’re future children listen to killer Queen and hear the guitar solo how many of you can tell them you saw that solo live and the whole time you were close up filming Brians crotch. I can. I can say that.
I gotta say. Even though I havent been to see him live! To be honest, id be doing the exact sane thing! ;)
do you ever just secretly quote song lyrics in your school work and no one knows except you
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
Freddie started getting sick for no apparent reason … Once when he was taken ill in my apartment and I didn’t know what to do, I called my gynecologist, whom I trusted as a friend. He came right over, and found Freddie quite delirious. Suddenly he woke up in a terrible state. I said ‘It’s OK, this is my gynecologist.’ ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe it’ said Freddie. “Am I pregnant?’Barbara Valentin (via sluttymcdorkbutt)